Verdict on Moon Pie.

so as you know yesterday, I managed to procure an American Icon known as "Moon Pie". which is basically two Wagon Wheels on top of each other, and apparently if you have these in your Glove Compartment you are considered a Redneck.
Anyway, I went and ate it; and here's my Opinion:
It's Sickeningly Soft and Crumbly.
Honestly I thought I was going to leave a Mess every time I took a bite; which Luckily I didn't, but the Texture of the Biscuit was what really threw me off. Don't get me wrong I managed to Finish it but I struggled with every Bite trying to stomach with the Crumblyness.
Compared to our British Counterpart; The Wagon Wheel, it is way softer in comparison to the WW which offers a good solid Resistance before breaking down.
So the Result is:
Britain 1 - America Nil
Next Time I probably will Buy a Baby Ruth (alongside a Box of Lucky Charms) and find a good Comparison.